Knock Knock Jokes


Knock Knock Jokes:

The old classic Knock Knock jokes. Might not be especially complex, but do they really need to be. They're much funnier when said aloud, so make sure to try them out with your friends. 

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Knock knock

Whose there?

Bless

Bless Who?

I didn’t sneeze.


Knock knock

Whose there?

Hoo

Hoo Who?

You talk like an owl.


Knock knock

Whose there?

Iam

Iam who?

Sorry, I don’t know who you are.


Knock knock

Whose there?

Cows

Cows who?

Cows go moo not who.


Knock knock

Whose there?

Luke

Luke who?

Luke out! Here comes another knock knock joke.


Knock knock

Whose there?

Justin

Justin who?

Justin time for tea.


Knock knock

Whose there?

Wayne

Wayne who?

Wayne, Wayne, go away, come again another day.


Knock knock

Whose there?

Anna

Anna who?

Anna body know some more jokes?


Knock knock

Whose there?

Boo

Boo who?

No need to cry, it’s only a joke. 


Knock knock

Whose there?

Scott

Scott who?

Scott nothing to do with you?


Knock knock

Whose there?

Ice Cream

Ice Cream Who?

Ice Cream if you don’t let me in.resources/arrow up green.png


Knock knock

Whose there?

Police

Police who?

Police stop telling these awful knock knock Jokes.

 

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