Doctor Doctor Jokes

Doctor Doctor Jokes:

Simple one liners they may be, but that simply compacts how many laughs you can get inside a minute. A combination of Silly questions, cleaver answers and a whole lot of puns.

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Doctor, doctor, I feel like a cup of coffee.
I'll be with you in an instant.

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a cup of tea. 
What's got into you?
Milk and two sugars!

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a dictionary.
I'll have a word with you later.

Doctor, doctor, I can't stop doing crosswords.
What's wrong?
I haven't a clue.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep. 
Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off.

Doctor, doctor, I can't stop climbing mountains. 
Relax, we'll soon have you in peak condition.

Doctor, doctor, I can't stop robbing banks.
Sit down and I'll take a few notes.

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a wicket-keeper.
You've got me stumped.

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a needle.
I see your point !

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a camera. 
I'll be with you in a flash.

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains
Well pull yourself together then

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pack of cards.
I'll deal with you later !